Saturday, March 26, 2005

bloody fun

alright...so this post is made to annoy my coworker who doesn't care that i am a natural born lifesaver. so, as you may have read in debbie's blog, there was a blooddrive at skillman church. I have never given blood before and thought it would be a good time to start.....so i arrive moments after debbie and josue.....i boldly answer the questions and let the nurse prick my finger...no problem....i'm not afraid....then i sit in the chair and they squeeze my dang arm till it's about to pop....i guess that makes the blood flow better...not sure...anyway, after they rubbed some sterylizing stuff on my are, i figure i would watch the process......and i did.....and i regret ever looking at them put the needle in my arm....that thing was ginormous......like a straw into my arm but i did well........never got dizzy or sick or anything.....i drank my juice and left......i was to wait 5 days to get my blood type.......then i knew it.....i had the feeling all along...but i never had the proof.....I'm a natural born life saver!......my blood type is O neg. I can give my blood to anyone...i'm compatible with all of you....you should feel safe around me....if you get hurt ask me for some of my blood....you gotta have a doctors note though...anyway, but with good news come better new.....i'm not only a natural born life saving machine.....i'm also naturally selfless and humble......i can't accept anyone elses blood except another O neg..........Surely God will consider my bloodtype when he let me into Heaven.....he did make me this way:).....alright....enough talk.

11 comments:

Malaysian Debster said...

Hooray for people with 0 Neg! If you're going to be a lifesaver or a real-life hero, you probably need to come up with some superhero name. =)

Anonymous said...

IM SCARED OF NEEDLES. ESPECIALLY ONES THE SIZE OF STRAWS.

Brown Sugar said...

well...a normal straw would be a stretch but those little coffee stirring straws would be about right....just make one out of metal and stick it in you

Shea said...

Do people who are humble... admit that they are humble???

JK ADAM!!!! ;-)

JonGrubbs said...

I don't wanna hear any of your crap about how scary needles are! 5 times a day wussies!

JonGrubbs said...

I don't wanna hear any of your crap about how scary needles are! 5 times a day wussies!

Brown Sugar said...

WELL Lah Di Freakin Dah! WHOOPTIE FREAKIN DOO!

Brown Sugar said...

and that was jeremy anyway, I was cool with it...despite it's size....

Brown Sugar said...

yeah yeah, humble shmumble. i'm humble most the time.......dangit..i did it again...well...maybe i'm not humble...it's not one of my spiritual gifts...haha...alright i'll shut up now.

Tidmore said...

A Couple of things:

1)Funniest Blog Ever!

B)Shea in the Bible in a book written by Moses there is the verse and I paraphrase since I don't have the BIBLE next to me right now "Now Moses was a humble man, the most humble man in all the world" or something very similar. (although some people say someone other than Moses wrote this verse, I like the thought of GOD putting it on Moses' heart to write this verse and Moses going "Well GOD told me to!"

Finally) Needles = Scary. I've given blood once, I was tramatized as a kid when I was sick and the so called "nurse" missed my veins like 3 times on each arm. It was not fun and I've been sorta turned off ever since.

Adam congrats on being a natural born life saver.

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