technology hates me

so i'm just now getting around to my first job all day (it's 4:00 now and i got here at 8:00am).....this lack of work is not because it's been slow, but because technology doens't want me to stay caught up....i must always be scrambling and working my butt off to make the customers happy. i went to missourie a couple weeks ago...i was gone for 2 days and apparently work was extremely slow so my asssistant had nothing to do for those two days i was gone.....but when i get back, she gets sick....but when i'm by myself, we get slammed hard....i can't keep up...2 jobs come in i work on one....another 2 jobs come in and im now on the second job...it just builds up and builds up......well, this past friday we finally get caught up by the end of the day...caught up as in i have no jobs pending...all jobs are completed......but now it's monday and when i get back to work glad to be caught up, technology lets me down....the network is jacked up...i can't print to any printer or access important harddrives that i need to operate...the tech people come in at around 8:45 and work until after 3:00 to fix the problem...but now that it's fixed, i have 6 jobs piled up on me that i otherwise would be able to knock out as they came in......but now i have to start a new week behind on jobs again...just whe i thought i was caught up.....oh and i just realized my mail is not working now...i need to call the tech guys back i guess..........but everything will be okay....my customers like me and i always find a way to make them happy...i'm just good like that......and if things do go wrong, i can just blame my assistant...that's the best way to handle all problems.